please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
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