So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
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