the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
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