I look better un-naked...
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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