well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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