just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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