More tranny stories later!
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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