Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
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