dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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