I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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