I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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