I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
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