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I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
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