Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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