so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
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its like you know when i get waxed
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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