Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
