Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
I said "one day" and that day is not today
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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