I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
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