If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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