I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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