anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
He better not be in your backpack
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
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