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Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
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