im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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