Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
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