i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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