She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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