Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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