Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
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