I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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