yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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