There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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