He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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