I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
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