I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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