She is in my trunk
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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