I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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