We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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