Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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