This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
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