He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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