AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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