Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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