check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
Randomize
