Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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