I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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