how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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