I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
nutella sex= disaster
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
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