At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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