O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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