party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
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