I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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