Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
then he tried to convert me to islam
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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