what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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