do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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