Pregnant stripper...not hot.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
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