THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Randomize
