Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
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