i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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