it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
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